"I see no point in moving the UUU headquarters to the single most out of the way, inconvenient, and naturally unstable nation on the sole premise of symbolism.
And you can't have it both ways, I'm afraid. Either jet travel to the NIC is difficult and diplomats will be in danger just traveling to there, or jet travel to the NIC is easy, and the NIC is just as likely to be bombed as Germany or any other nation, though, given the sheer size of the German military, a nation would have to be crazy to try and bomb us. And it is well known that German soldiers are among the best trained and most disciplined in all the world. While the NIC is forced to devote time, money, and research just to survive in the harsh conditions of Antarctica, Germany has devoted a great deal to training its soldiers. Do not belittle the dedication and sacrifice of the German soldiers by claiming the NIC military can make up for being a sixth the size simply because your infantry have a little more training than the average nation. German soldiers, infantry, tankers, pilots, sailors, all of them, are among the most disciplined and combat effective in the world. And keep in mind that the NIC has never known war. The German military is hardened and experienced.
And your logic concerning China is confusing. If the number of nations inconvenienced is reason to choose China over Germany, than should not Usonia be the prime choice, having just as many close nations and fewer far nations? However, in both cases, the inconvenience of one or two nations (China and Usonia, respectively) is outweighed by the convenience of three nations, and the general convenience of all members. Germany is the only UUU nation of the four choices that a majority of UUU nations are within 5000 miles of, and it isn't a marginal majority, either. Fully two thirds of UUU nations are within 5000 miles of Germany, not counting Germany itself. Four of the eighteen UUU nations (again, excluding the host) are within 1000 miles of Germany, twice that of Usonia. China and the NIC cannot eve boast this. Eight nations are within 4000 miles of Germany, one more than with China, and nearly twice that of Usonia (and, of course, eight times that of the NIC). Of the six nations that are not within 5000 miles of Germany, half are within 7000 miles and half are at least 7000 miles out. Of the nine nations that are not within 5000 miles of China, two thirds are within 7000 miles and one third are at least 7000 miles out (though it should be noted that one third of nine is equal to half six). Of the nine nations that are not within 5000 miles of Usonia, less than half are within 7000 miles and the majority are at least 7000 miles out. And, of the sixteen nations that are not within 5000 miles of the NIC, only three are within 7000 miles, while the other thirteen are at least 7000 miles out. Geographically, Germany just makes more sense." The German diplomat brings up another chart on the display. "Here is a list of UUU nations and the closest of the four bidders, excluding the four bidders themselves.
Alaska: Usonia
Democratic People's Republic of Sibaristan: China
Eagleland: Usonia
Empire of the Rising Sun: China
Federated States of Bolivia: Usonia
Finland: German Empire
Kingdom of Denmark: German Empire
New Guinea: China
Saharan Confederacy: German Empire
Soviet Republic of the Moscow Union: German Empire
Superior: Usonia
United Peoples of South Africa: National Imperial Coalition
United Republic of Scandinavia: German Empire
United Utopian States: National Imperial Coalition
Victoria: German Empire
Two nations are closest to the NIC, three are closest to China, four are closest to Usonia, and six are closest to Germany."