The Heresy Republic of Australia

laxspartan007 wrote:*they sit down*

Receptionist: "There may be a slight delay with the ERS representitive... If either of you is armed, could I ask you to leave your weapons with our security staff? OH! and i almsot forgot... Names please?"

"you'll have to excuse me, I believe I left my gun on my leg sir."

"i am Diplomat Joey"

"and i am his security gaurd...john doe, i have wepons, were would you like me to place them?"

Gauz wrote:

"I'm sure, sir." *gaurd takes the pistol and pockets it for now* "Youll get it back when you leave."

*the gaurd opens the big doors to the High Commander's room*


High Commander Nick: "Welcome! Please, representitive, have a seat. Pick one. Any one." *The commander shows off his still-impressive chair collection* "Somthing to drink, Mr. ....*He draws a blank*

laxspartan007 wrote:"i am Diplomat Joey"

"and i am his security gaurd...john doe, i have wepons, were would you like me to place them?"

"Give them to Malichai, the tall gentleman in the small room th your left, or take them back to your vehicle, please."

"Sadao.. Akamatsu Sadao. Yes, a drink would be fine, I have no preference."

"Well,Akamatsu Sadao, i have to say," Says the Commander, while a generic-looking butler hands The rep a drink, "I'm glad i get the chance to do buisness with the Rising Sun. What were you looking for in today's meeting?"

Nick: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you are taking a bit long to respond and there is a client waiting for me. i'm going to have to ask you to take a seat outside the office." *The ERS rep is taken to, yet another, comfey seat outside the office doors and given another drink*

"Stacy, could you send the UUS representitive up?"

Receptionist: "that bastard can never get my name right...."

"Representitive Joey! The High Commander would like to see you. You may bring your body gaurd if you wish, although i can assure you you wont need him for this meeting."

"Well," says Sadoa taking his first sip, "I hope to establish trade is all."

"alrighty then, John, go wait at the helocopter then"

*Henry Preceeds to the High Commander's office*

laxspartan007 wrote:"alrighty then, John, go wait at the helocopter then"

*Henry Preceeds to the High Commander's office*

"Ah, Representitive, from what i hear, you are an...interesting nation. take a seat please." *Turns floorlighting to give a dramatic effect to the chairs* "And somthing to drink? Also, I'd like to keep this brief. I have another representitive outside and i feel rude for having him removed. What would you like, sir?"

"strait up Vodka"

*A butler hands Henry a tall glass of vodka*

"Now, sir, I believe you wished to set up a trade route and a Non-Agression Pact? I can do that. In fact, i will have both drawn up and established today! Im glad we could do buisness and i hope to do buisness again in the future. Good day, Representitive.

*Two gaurds escort the rep back to his chopper and hand him the rest of the bottle of the vodka* "Because your gaurd didnt get any. It's really too good to not try."

(a little fast)

"Burns like Mother Russia!"

"Mr. Sadao Akamatsu, Could you please come back in?"

*Joey talks on a phone in the helocopter then travels back to the Diplomatic Building*

"There is one more thing i must talk to Nick about..."

speak your mind, sir.

"it is private, only between me and him...but it is still important and urgent"

*The receptionist patches you through to the High Commander*

"Yes, Representitive?"

"no, i will wait for an in person meeting thank you..."

After a long and tedious journey from Korea, a helicopter lands on a helipad near the embassy. The diplomat walks inside the embassy and before the representative "asks who are you" the diplomat cuts him/her/it off "there were some problems in our travels, I hope that we still have an appointment."

laxspartan007 wrote:"no, i will wait for an in person meeting thank you..."

"Then please report back to me. You will be escorted to my office as soon as you arrive."

BanjoSamurai wrote:After a long and tedious journey from Korea, a helicopter lands on a helipad near the embassy. The diplomat walks inside the embassy and before the representative "asks who are you" the diplomat cuts him/her/it off "there were some problems in our travels, I hope that we still have an appointment."

Receptionist: "Of course, sir! Name?"

*Joey goes to the office but waits outside for the meeting to be over*

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BanjoSamurai wrote:After a long and tedious journey from Korea, a helicopter lands on a helipad near the embassy. The diplomat walks inside the embassy and before the representative "asks who are you" the diplomat cuts him/her/it off "there were some problems in our travels, I hope that we still have an appointment."

Receptionist: "Of course, sir! Name?"

The diplomat looks surprised and with a slight grin says, "I am Korea's head diplomat, I am Choe Deok-sin!!!"