The Heresy Republic of Australia

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StrictLime wrote:*TOC diplomat arrives by car at HRA embassy and walks in to wait for a HRA diplomat to greet him.*

Receptionist: "Please state your name and Reason for meeting."

*TOC diplomat looks at her and states*

"my name is Mike Auborns and my Superiors would like to talk about a trade agreement, alliance and a land agreement."

"Mr. Auborns, you will speak to High Commander Nick personally seeing as Mr. Marron is predisposed at the moment. Please follow these men."

*A group of four well armed embassy gaurds escourt Mr. Aubourns to the elevator behind the receptionist; all enter it and go to the top floor. One of the gaurds produces a keycard at the top level and escourts Mike to the well-watched doors of The Commander himself*

Gaurd: "Will you agree to a pat-down?"

"of course"

*After a thurough pat down, the diplomat is let into the main office.*

"Please have a seat, Mr. Aubourns," says the High Commander, "anywhere you may choose."

*The Commander waves his arm slowly to show his rather impressive chair and couch collection*

"Brandy? Mead? Whiskey? ....Kool-Aide?"

*Aubourns choose a rather comfortable looking chair and says*

"koolaides fine by me, so have you given thought to our proposal?"

*a butler, annoyed he has to pour Kool-Aide into an expensive cup (that came out of his salary), hands you a prestine glass with red Kool-Aide in it, some ice and a little umbrella in it*

"Dont you just love the umbrellas? Anyway... Would you mind running the proposal by me again in detail? the receptionist was vague."

"well you know my nation TOC and GAR are in an alliance, well we want to enter your nation in on it as well, and yes those umbrellas are amazing, we would at the very least like a trade agreement and a land agreement."

"I'm aware of the alliances, yes. but i would like to see what the future holds. i will agree to a trade agreement and a NAP, but i cant promise a land agreement at this time." "Is there anything else you'd like at this time?"

*mike smiles and says*

"fair enough thanks for the Koolaide, and i hold high hopes for our nations futures."
*mike says his good byes and leaves the embassy.

*Mike recieves a call from the embassy*

Caller: "We have sent an armed escourt after you. you will be passed by a black Suv with a mounted .50 cal and one will be behind you. They are our's, so don't be alarmed. Good day, Representitive."

GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

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BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

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BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

Receptionist: "Please state your name and reason for being here. formaly, of course."

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BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

Receptionist: "Please state your name and reason for being here. formaly, of course."

*GAR diplomat stares back at the Receptionist and says the following*
"My name is John Doe and i wish to discuss forming a trade agreement and a non aggression pact with your nation"

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BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

Receptionist: "Please state your name and reason for being here. formaly, of course."

*GAR diplomat stares back at the Receptionist and says the following*
"My name is John Doe and i wish to discuss forming a trade agreement and a non aggression pact with your nation"

BALLINMONK wrote:

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BALLINMONK wrote:

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

Receptionist: "Please state your name and reason for being here. formaly, of course."

*GAR diplomat stares back at the Receptionist and says the following*
"My name is John Doe and i wish to discuss forming a trade agreement and a non aggression pact with your nation"

Receptionist: "Thank you. Please follow these men to the left wing elevator."

*A group of four armed guards escorts John to the elevator, taking him to the third floor and to the office of Cipris Marron. He is shown inside and given a seat.*

Cipris: "I don't see any reason why we can't have a peacefull relationship. We can set up a trade route and a NAP as soon as possible. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about today, representitive Doe?"

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BALLINMONK wrote:

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BALLINMONK wrote:

DARTH_ZTNEB wrote:

BALLINMONK wrote: GAR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS wrote
" We have noticed your nation and wish to form a trade agreement and a non aggression pact between are nations so that we can continue to improve Australia. Pleas consider are offer"
Signed

President Tim McIlrath

High Commander writes: "We will need an in person meeting."

*GAR diplomat arrives in marked helicopter and ask to speak to a Representative*
"The Greater Australian Republic wishes to speak about forming a trade agreement and non aggression pact"

Receptionist: "Please state your name and reason for being here. formaly, of course."

*GAR diplomat stares back at the Receptionist and says the following*
"My name is John Doe and i wish to discuss forming a trade agreement and a non aggression pact with your nation"

Receptionist: "Thank you. Please follow these men to the left wing elevator."

*A group of four armed guards escorts John to the elevator, taking him to the third floor and to the office of Cipris Marron. He is shown inside and given a seat.*

Cipris: "I don't see any reason why we can't have a peacefull relationship. We can set up a trade route and a NAP as soon as possible. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about today, representitive Doe?"

*John looks with a smile on his face, and extends his hand*
"May both are nations prosper and may we become stronger nations because of this"

*A message is sent to the embassy stating that the HKME would like to discuss something.*

A Japanese representative comes to Australia to negotiate. Due to previous encounters with the... touched populace, he's visibly on edge. He paces his way to the government building and requests an audience with the foriegn affairs administrator.

BanjoSamurai wrote:*A message is sent to the embassy stating that the HKME would like to discuss something.*

*an invitation is sent to the HKME to the HRA embessy.*

"-There will be a helipad reserved for you" is at the bottom of the messege.

Gauz wrote:A Japanese representative comes to Australia to negotiate. Due to previous encounters with the... touched populace, he's visibly on edge. He paces his way to the government building and requests an audience with the foriegn affairs administrator.

Receptionist: "Our FAA is on a call right now, sir. Could you please state your name?"

The diplomat grimaces, "If it's necessary... Sadao Akamatsu."

Receptionist: "Im sorry, sir, but it is standard procedure. Now, Mr. Marron is occupied at the momunt, so will you accept a meeting with the High Commander?"

"Yes."

*Four armed gaurds escort The rep to the elevator behind the receptionist's desk and go to the floor of the High Commander's office, which incidentily is the one with the M&M vending machine. A gaurd stops and buys a pack for himself then looks at the rep.*

"Would you like a pack, sir?"

Sadao narrows his eyes (even more!), "A pack of... what?"

"...Of M&Ms, sir. they're really quite delicious. Here. Have mine." *He hands the rep his pack of candy-shelled chocolates*

"Now sir, before we let you into the High Commander's office, will you agree to a pat down? Standard Procedure."

*A helocopter with the UUS flag painted on each side lands at a landing pad, from there 2 Men come out and go to the Diplomatic building and to the secratary*

"Hello, could I scheduel an appointment with High Commander Nick?"

"AAH! Yes, M&M's, sorry, I drew a blank there for a second. And as for the pat down, I suppose so."

laxspartan007 wrote:*A helocopter with the UUS flag painted on each side lands at a landing pad, from there 2 Men come out and go to the Diplomatic building and to the secratary*

"Hello, could I scheduel an appointment with High Commander Nick?"

Receptionist: "Absolutly. please have a seat as he and all other reps are busy at the moment. help yourselves to free coffee and pop-tarts while you wait."

Sadao Akamatsu

*The pat down is almost over, when the gaurd finds a Beretta strapped to Sadao's leg*

"...May I ask why, sir? i would have thought by now that this country's hospitality has shown no need for pistols in the High Commander's , much less Cipris', office."

*they sit down*